⚑AI Recruiter & Career Teardown

Your Resume,Brutally Roasted.

Before hiring managers reject you in 6 seconds.

Upload your CV or drop a URL. Get back a structured, scored, brutally honest teardown from a Recruiter, Hiring Manager, and Senior Engineer.

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Drop your CV / Resume here

Drag & drop your file or browse computer

PDF (.pdf)Word (.docx)πŸ”’ Private & Secure
πŸ”₯ 2,400+ resumes roasted⚑<45s analysisπŸ”’ Zero data storage

The Brutal Truth, Visualized.

No sugarcoating. Just calibrated recruiter telemetry and cold, hard scores.

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Senior Software Engineer Resume

Scanned with Recruiter AI Engine

πŸ’€ VERDICT: REWRITE REQUIRED
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Critical Flaw

Zero quantified metrics in previous 2 roles. You listed job responsibilities instead of business impact.

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ClichΓ© Warning

"Passionate, results-driven professional" summary detected. Cut the buzzwords and lead with your top achievement.

Six dimensions of pure reality check.

A comprehensive teardown engine engineered to detect flaws before human recruiters do.

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CV Audit Engine

Problem clarity, value prop, differentiation β€” all scored with brutal specificity.

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Layout & Scanability Roast

Visual hierarchy, buried contact info, typography, and ATS compatibility.

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Recruiter Simulator

Three distinct personas tear your resume apart β€” Recruiter, Hiring Manager, Senior Engineer.

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Hiring Manager Modeβ„’

Direct portfolio review, first impression score, case study depth, and recruiter verdict.

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Product Funeralβ„’

AI predicts fatal conversion friction and reverse-engineers exactly why drop-offs happen.

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Prioritised Action Plan

Fix this week, this sprint, this quarter β€” no noise, just highest-ROI career moves.

How It Works

From file upload to complete breakdown in under 45 seconds.

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Upload Your File

Drag & drop your CV/Resume PDF or DOCX file, or paste your portfolio link.

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AI Panel Analysis

Three specialized recruiter personas critique your impact, formatting, and proof of work.

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Get Your Action Plan

Receive cold, hard scores and a prioritized action plan for this week, sprint, and quarter.